Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.

Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010

poly pocketer

Someone (usually white male) who goes and gets laid by dirty, filthy Polynesian woman (the scum of the earth) who are all fat, smelly, hairy and look like men.

James: Tim is such a fucken poly pocketer. did you see him with that filthy fat bitch last night?

Tom: yeah, i dont know how you can enjoy that.

by koonhunter December 15, 2010

pocket monster

a fart, especially when done by a child

Who has pocket monsters?

by Paul Kokorowski May 14, 2006

cum pocket

a goiter or cyst like growth that lays under the skin of the face and is filled with semen absorbed through the mouth from money shots from other dudes and kept for later

"Dude did you see Fabio's face, he's got a cum pocket thats filled to the brim."

"How do you know that."

"He was with JY last night yo."

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

hot pocket

When one farts in a vagina.

I asked my sister if she wanted a hot pocket, so i farted in her vagina.

by Boots Electric January 10, 2007

Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 8, 2022