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hallowell house 

The frickin BEST place to be in the entire Milton Academy campus. Even better than the Student Center. And the quad in the spring. Combined. Because it has the most awesome hot girls EVER, the flag right next to the dorm facing the beautiful scenic view of campus, and it has a hammock. It surpasses all other dorms in every other way. In short, Hallowell is the best dorm ever in the history of the world.
Oh man, i can't believe they put me in insert name of dorm that rhymes with Bobbins... I wish i were in Hallowell House.

Hurtwood House 

The place you want to send your children? The most *exciting school in the country (UK). Well make sure you are ready for A LOT of Money, Drugs, Asians, Russians and so on... Be prepared for weekly Medium Rare Fillet Steaks, Free Ice Cream Machine, Drug Tests and Enigmas...

The tight environment causes pupils to feel claustrophobic and cocaine is always handy on sight.
To enter the gates of the education centre you will be invited with 46 different pairs of disciplinarians trying to either bate you out or grind your leg like a dog.

YOU MUST:
Rate Trackies and old unwashed clothing And/Or Balenciaga and Vetements.
Do K,

Do X (not more than 2),
Do H (not as regular as daily Ritalin),
Smoke rizlas.

Musicals cost: £14,000(per evening) to make.
but its ok, they are well stacked.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE TOO..... £50,000< per yr per prsn.

If you decide to join make sure you are also a prick because you would fit right in.
*EXPENSIVE
'What school do you go to?'-
"Hurtwood House"-
'Fuck your cool mate!'-

(Irony).

A House Is Not A Motel 

A great song by the very underrated Psychedelic Folk band Love
At my house Ive got no shackles
You can come and look if you want to
In the halls youll see the mantles
Where the light shines dim all around you
And the streets are paved with gold and if
Someone asks you, you can call my name

-Love (A house is not a motel)
A House Is Not A Motel by AAO November 9, 2007

Grundfuttock House 

A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.

It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.

This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.

If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.
College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be
Grundfuttock House by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Houseboy 

sort of like a cabana boy and often found in porn movies trimming hedges
Bow-chicka-bow-wow(porn music)


*enters the houseboy* Hi ma'am, can I have a glass of lemonade after trimming that bush?
Houseboy by omfgwtf January 12, 2004

brick shit house 

Damn, shes built like a brick shit house!
brick shit house by Brent January 29, 2004