Glass Banger

A person attending an NHL game that has more money than brains or class.

I missed the Matthews hat trick goal because of some glass banger getting in the way

by Wyatt Winchester October 16, 2023

glass vagina

Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured

Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina

by Scottepants October 22, 2023

glaser

noun
An anal creampie, typically one where the semen seeps out and lingers around the orifice, similar to the coating of a glazed donut.

Nikki saw her boyfriend Todd receive a glaser from another man.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

Glaser

Noun- anal creampie, typically one that seeps outside of the anal orifice and lingers like the coating of a glazed donut.

Tatiana loves when Dwayne gives her glasers.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023

Glastoncloud

After a heavy session at Glastonbury, the Glastoncloud can be found wafting from a freshly opened tent the morning after. Most Glastonclouds contain remnants of sticky flatulent gas, cocaine/weed and other sexual bodily fluids. Occupants of the tent might find a stray condom normally brown.

GLASTONCLOUD - When I woke the morning after I had to open the tent to let the glastoncloud escape and let the fresh air in. It was like a hotbox in there. Using the stray used condom to waft it out.

by Wordleworrior December 24, 2023

Glastoncloud

After a heavy session at Glastonbury, the Glastoncloud can be found wafting from a freshly opened tent the morning after. Most glastonclouds contain remnants of sticky flatulent gas, cocaine/weed and other sexual body fluids. Often a used brown condom found also in the tent indicates the authenticity of a Glastoncloud

When I woke the morning after I had to open the tent to let the Glastoncloud escape and let the fresh air in. It was like a hotbox in there and I had to use the stray used condom to help waft it out.

by Wordleworrior December 24, 2023