cheese ball 

A cheese ball is a replacement testicle made from cheese.

After the alligator hunting accident took his nut, Dwayne had a cheese ball made.

Unfortunately, the cheesy smell made him very popular with local dogs.

cheese ball by scodder May 14, 2010

Cheese Touch 

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

Cheese Touch by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

Cheese ball 

A used car salesman with oil dripping down on his forehead. he may also be constantly scratching his dick and he thinks it's cool.

look at that Cheese ball! He is trying to jew everybody.

Cheese ball by Surferdude26 February 23, 2009

cheese toastie 

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

cheese toastie by jaggysnake October 29, 2006

cheese dick 

one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!

if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick

cheese dick by g3rd January 9, 2005

cheese factor 

a really gay something... concept, show, whatever. it is the level of cheeseyness therein.

The cheese factor of the Power Rangers is high, so dont watch that shit, B.

cheese factor by linds May 9, 2004

Cheese and crackers 

A nickname for a girl whose vagina smells of cheese and crackers. Generally after fingering cheese and crackers, the smell lingers for several hours.

Man I was with cheese and crackers last night. My fingers still reek.

Cheese and crackers by ddb92 December 7, 2009