Dirt cannon

Synonym for asshole.

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.

by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016

Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady

I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma

by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

by Niff July 25, 2016

raw cannon

Elongated male genitalia

I had the best raw cannon.

by Ijustknoestuff9856 December 16, 2016

Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 5, 2017