juiceappleton's definitions

Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 5, 2017

CM Punk

When you're having sex with a woman and walk out half way through.

I was at banging Jenny and I CM Punk'd that bitch.

by juiceappleton November 2, 2014