bro hoe

were not sluts, and we dont sleep with all the guys we roll with. talk your shit, iDGAF bitch. we wear brands like, srh (supporting radical habbits) founded by Kottonmouth kings and metal mulisha, FMF and no fear. we party like no other and we can more than likey kick your ass. true bro hoes know how to fight. were tan from domitating on our dirtbikes and quads. most of us have blonde and black hair. we love our black eyeliner and mascara, we roll with hot ass bro's. so dont be jealous. or do. we listen to dank ass music. (kottonmouth kings, kingspade, big b and potluck.) dont trip on us cause we are dank as fuck.

im repping 818 sunland-tujunga bro hoe.

by spaded922 April 25, 2010

bro party

really lame party where "bros" and "bro hos" ages 13 to 18 go to get drunk and listen to horrible rap and hardcore music. there is always a fight and always pot. oh and always some drunk bitch giving some disgusting looking guy head in front of the whole party. the 909 meets the OC.

how was the party?
dude. we showed up and it was a total bro party.
oh man that sucks.

by Madison Oh. February 20, 2005

bro mitzvah

For non-Jewish boys, an excuse to have a huge party and receive lots of presents!

Boy A- Dude, are you going to George's Bro Mitzvah?! It's gonna rock!

by Haley Barth March 2, 2008

bro stare

A common ultra bro attack, it is when a stare is given, usually lasts for several seconds, if the person who is being stared out lacks intelligence and/or maths equations, they suddenly explode, 4 unit students can reflect it by holding up a cross made of 4 unit maths equations

*ultra bro stare*
*general maths student explodes*
*4 unit maths students deflects attack*
*bro explosion*

by LaRgO December 6, 2004

lax bro

A male who plays the sport of lacrosse and for some reason thinks that this automatically makes him the "chillest" guy ever. Lax bros tend to wear $2 lacrosse pennies that they got from a summer camp in public. Lax bros will never fail to overreact to anything they hear that may resemble a threat or challenge. Lax bros commonly don't attempt any education for they think they will get into a Division 1 university just for playing lacrosse. Lax bros tend to be dochebags to anyone who is not among them, and learn about 70% of their vocabulary from the MTV show Jersey Shore And lastly, they will systematically rip on any other sport simply because they have fixated themselves so much on lacrosse that any other sport is considered "gay" to them.

Normal lacrosse player: Why are you wearing a lacrosse penny?
Lax bro: You talkin' to me bitch? You wanna fight?
Normal lacrosse player: What?

by oreo1234567890 January 7, 2011

holistic bros

Males who know, and associate with one another, and have shared more than one woman, on occasion.

Dude, he's trailing me, we're total holistic bros, sharing hole after hole, he's been with many of the same bitches as me...

by Arc Styles January 31, 2010

Bro Blast

When a friend of yours blows his load in your mouth or ass.

When your buddy tells you your breath stinks and offers to Bro Blast you by cleaning out your tonsils with some hot Llama Milk!

by El Gooch! April 25, 2011