Dick

Another word for a “penis” or a “cock” that lays underneath the gut of a male.

Go suck a “dick”

by Nothing.nobody May 7, 2018

little dick zandre

A gay fagot that is rasist but won’t admit he also believes that he is a juice god but has a half centimete dick shmeaty boy

Oh it’s a little dick zandre

by James and Brian February 23, 2018

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Dicked Out

It's the feeling of how you feel the feels in the phallus area after you spasgasm all over...and she still sucking.

Oh baby... c'mon c'mon....ooh...OOh...OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!!! Ok ok. I just orgasmed. Oh...you're, you're still going? Ok, but...I'm feeling a little dicked out though. BUT KEEP GOING!!!

by BIG BOBBY G February 24, 2018

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

Dick head

Liam is a dick head

That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head

by Dickheadliam February 27, 2018