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k pop

hey you have any k pop”
yeah man, i just took some my skin feels like a baby chinchilla
by yncristinaa March 19, 2019
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K Positive

This is a rare disease which leads to a lot of crazy hysterical smiling (when looking at your phone or either), you start forgetting stuff especially day of the week (you feel like you are possessed) and you develop a sudden interest in American traditions. In severe cases of this disease people have been seen writing cheesy lines, becoming poets, becoming future tellers or take up other forms of romantic literary works (which they have never done before in there whole life). Please bear in mind this disease in completely incurable and no remedy has been found till date.
General carrier of this disease are people from US east cost with major concentration around 150 mile radius around Pittsburg PA. You are most likely to get this virus when you bump into people from this region and end up spending a lot of time with them.
Mate 1 - Whats up with you? You seem lost all the time and laughing randomly
Mate 2 - What should I say its a long story.
Mate 1 - I love long stories, I have nowhere to go
Mate 2 - I went to the doctors and he has diagnosed me with a bad case of K. I'm K positive, I think I got it on my travels.
Mate 1 - Hmm... Nothing we can do there! Im sure you will love it.
by Centurionz October 15, 2013
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k-wood

Abbreviation for Kingwood, New Jersey. A tiny county town in Hunterdon.
Bob: Yo, I'm from K-wood so that automatically means I'm daaaamn cool.
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!
by jerseyGirl February 27, 2004
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k-mArt

1337elite male who haxz pr0n
You should get a k-mArt.
by [k-mArt] September 10, 2003
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special k

An alcoholic drink, known about Northern Ireland. It consists of three vodka shots and a blue WKD poured into a pint glass.
by martyk April 10, 2006
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k-fed

Just all around cool, collected, hot, smart, also known as Kevin Federline. He had an affair with Britney Spears and is as awesome as shit, but some people hate him for always wanting to be in the spotlight.
"Woah! He's the next K-Fed!"
by Alex Xavier Pakanati Jr. August 4, 2008
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Backwards K

For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.
Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!
by The Dream Team & Friends January 6, 2010
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