Hertfordshire Twat

a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic

most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats

normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?

Tom howse: oh right... :(

normal person: :)

by Lambchester February 12, 2011

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cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

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a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

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Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

by Alex Screech September 25, 2005

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Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009

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When you do the sex change surgery but only have the cash to do it in some taiwan back room operating area.

David, I mean Darlene, that's not a good manufactured pussy, that's just a chop shop twat.

by OandK November 03, 2019

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A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.

Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"

by Darrell23 October 13, 2010

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