The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.
Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?
No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
by chakazullo July 12, 2011
Get the cock-ringingmug. Taylor: I got fucked by Richard last night, and it was just like he shoved a banana up there.
Chris: Damn he has a banana cock?!
Taylor: you bet he does, I can't even walk!
Chris: Damn he has a banana cock?!
Taylor: you bet he does, I can't even walk!
by Dallimjp December 17, 2008
Get the banana cockmug. by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005
Get the cock beatermug. An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.
"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
by Jbru202 November 17, 2009
Get the cock blockalypsemug. A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.
Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
by BRC October 6, 2005
Get the cock minermug. US Army slang for the human mouth.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
Get the cock-holstermug. using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003
Get the cock slapmug.