Jbru202's definitions
An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.
"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
by Jbru202 November 17, 2009
Get the cock blockalypsemug.