Definitions by Jbru202

cock blockalypse 

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

cock blockalypse by Jbru202 November 17, 2009