Fart Salad 

To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.

Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!

Fart Salad by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020

Peach and Eggplant salad 

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

Peach and Eggplant salad by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017

add bacon to my kale salad 

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

add bacon to my kale salad by Mollex February 24, 2021

meat-salad 

contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"

For healthy people, who have a burger craving

served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.

someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.

I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.

I will take one meat-salad please

meat-salad by arkitetk June 11, 2006

Cannonball Salad 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.

I gave my girlfriend a cannonball salad last night, she hasn't spoken to me since.

Cannonball Salad by Lazeras April 7, 2011

right infront of my salad 

When your round a friends and he orders a personal chef and while you eat salad there fucking right there

Are you guys fucking? Are you serious!!! Right infront of my salad!?!

right infront of my salad by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020

Chicken Salad

Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.

Joker:Hey dude smell this chicken salad I had for lunch.

Idiot:Ok

Chicken Salad by Dirtyd17x November 18, 2009