putrid 

bill and ted on the nes

the nes game bill and ted is very putrid

putrid by bxb777 May 24, 2016

hat putato 

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.

hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente

hat putato by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004

Putseed

When ur pizza rolls r done

Hey hey hey don’t go in my shed

What

Wait I need to go get my pizza rolls they are putseed
Oh ok

Putseed by ryan_schenk May 15, 2019

putting the cart before the horse 

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

putting the cart before the horse by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Putz-vetig 

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.

He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).

Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019

Cutie Putie 

Another fave nickname of 45’s for his little Russky buddy, Vladimir.

At the height of their intense bromance, Cutie Putie was known to call the Oval Office for some quickie phone sex.

Cutie Putie by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Pulau Batu Puteh 

Often known as Pedra Branca in Western world but supposed to be called Pulau Batu Puteh. It's a Malaysian island illegally occupied by Singapore.

Pulau Batu Puteh belongs to Malaysia, not Singapore!

Pulau Batu Puteh by Warga Malaysia March 9, 2023