gay as paint 

Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.

"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."

gay as paint by Albolene November 24, 2013

like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

like watching paint dry by VitorCarmona January 11, 2018

Red House Painters 

A slowcore band formed in 1988 fronted by Mark Kozelek, and probably one of the most melancholic bands of the 90s.

Guy 1: bruh you really need to take a break from listening to Red House Painters, it's making you depressed.

Guy 2: I know but I just really love Mark Kozelek's sad relatable lyrics.

Red House Painters by K-Dogg1 June 17, 2019

Going for a pint of milk 

Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.

Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk

George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.

Going for a pint of milk by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019

Sidewalk Painter 

An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.

Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

Sidewalk Painter by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009

pinta 

Mexican slang word for prison. Often used by members of "Nuestra Familia" and "Mexcan Mafia"

When are you coming out of the pinta holmes?

pinta by brown huero December 30, 2003

War Paint 

An overabundance of cosmetics applied to a woman's face for the purpose of hiding what lies beneath. Typically there are a few giveaways such as:

-a distinctly different skin tone transition occurring right under the jawline.

-A chalky texture to the face due to outer layers of base starting to break free.

"I was going to go home with the girl from the club, but given the lighting circumstances and all the War Paint she was wearing, there's a good chance I would've woke up next to a Butterface"

War Paint by jomega May 4, 2009