Pine Pirate

A player who never gets off the bench.

That guy never gets to play; he is a pine pirate!

by SquirrelNutz January 7, 2024

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

pineappleism

Discrimination against people who like/hate pineapple on pizza.

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!

by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024

pineapplesummer

lovely bloke innit

pineapplesummer is cool

by imaginedragondeeznutsonurface! January 16, 2024

Pineapple Fanta

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too

I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.

by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024

Pineapple

A fruit whose visual depiction has been known to trigger synchronous happenings between like-souled individuals.

— “Pineapple.”
— “Shit! Yes, pineapple.”

by simonbeige January 19, 2024

Pineapple

Something that belongs on pizza

Pineapple belongs on Pizza

by UraKyo04 January 20, 2024