john cena

A wrestler/rapper, currently holds the WWe championship.
After retireing from a successful bodybuilding career, the doctor of thuganomics became a pro WWe wrestler.
Has the most in ring charisma since The Rock and is the fan's favorite wrestler at the moment.
John Cena always has the same lead up to the end of his matches..
1st- Jumping should block
2nd- sidewalk slam
3rd- U cant see me
4th- 5 knuckle shuffle
5th- pumps it uup
and 6th- FU

Did u see John Cena FU the Big show

by Secret wrestling fan December 28, 2005

john kerry

anything but bush.
the only thing we need to know about him is that he is not George W. Bush also known as the stupidest man to walk the face of the earth.

I voted for John Kerry because he isn't GWB.

by katiepoo February 11, 2007

John McCain

Asshole

You are such a john mccain

by Jojo in the townhouse January 20, 2009

John DeFalco

the defalconator. the bad ass of the bad asses. chuck norris's confedont. the beast of the east.

chuck norris cleveland steamer John DeFalco

by tim redding June 16, 2010

poop-in-the-john

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

by weasel May 20, 2005

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

John Madden

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

by Blarghff November 27, 2013