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HUMAN

DEAR DUMB@SS YOUR A F#CKING HUMAN UNLESS YOUR A MONKEY OR SOME SH/T LIKE I KNEW HUMANS(US WHERE DUMB BUT REALLY THIS DUMB HOLY SH?T)
HUMAN
by IQAUDZ February 14, 2023
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Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD
Human is Evolved Monke
by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023
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Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
by Lord Stryker November 19, 2019
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!
!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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