cock beater

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand

Stop touching me with that cock beater.

by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005

banana cock

A mans penis that resembles the shape of a banana in circumference, length and curvature.

Taylor: I got fucked by Richard last night, and it was just like he shoved a banana up there.

Chris: Damn he has a banana cock?!

Taylor: you bet he does, I can't even walk!

by Dallimjp December 17, 2008

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

cock miner

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.

Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane

by BRC October 6, 2005

cock-holster

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.

"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"

by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.

if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!

by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010