Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018

Sun Chips Fun

The kind of fun you allude to when you're absolutely hammered wasted and unable to accurately type so your phone fills in the blanks. It's a wild type of fun.

Yo girl you wanna hang out and have some Sun Chips Fun?

by Good Times, Party November 27, 2021

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

ethnic chips

Chips widely enjoyed by people of color. Includes flamin’ hot Cheetos, honey barbecue chips and pretty much all of them with flavor. Don’t bring those seasoningless chips over here.

Becky: I have original Lays! Is that okay?

No, Becky. Ethnic chips only.

by littytittytweetythimba February 26, 2018

Chips

Describing something that is ugly, bad quality, dirty, shitty or is piece of shit

Noah is so chips he went to church and got play from the priest

by DegenerateBosnian69 January 12, 2025

chips

a philly slang term used for someone who is ugly

“that bitch is chips…you want her??

by myatewinit August 14, 2023

pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.

I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019