child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild

i am going to kill myself clout child

by blobadooba March 18, 2022

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Child

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit

hes a child duh

by Sexyassgirldickpussybitchgirl March 20, 2022

Fatherless child

Well, the word speaks for itself a fatherless child but not all of the fatherless children are children. Some of them are adults.

Random person on the internet: "Your such of a fatherless child!"
Me: "Okay."

by crabus April 3, 2022