Tool

Dick

I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

Toolbag

1. Someone who does not act in good faith
2. Someone who does not repay with empathy a favor received previously see thinking of themselves only
3. Synonym for douchebag

Term can be prefaced with an adjective like raging, fucking, moronic to further refine how horrible this person may be acting

Random scenario...
Keith: get me a job...I'll help look out for you when I am on the team and am no longer unemployed
Scott: I got you a job.

One year later ..
Keith: Sorry, Scott, wait your turn for a promotion or leave.

In this scenario because Keith is being really mean boys and girls he's a FUCKING TOOLBAG because he only thought of himself.

by EggsRSides September 13, 2022

Tooksies

Toes

My tooksies are cold

by Jami3lov3 December 8, 2022

TooLateNate

TooLateNate : A triple C-ed (CCC) Male individual who is laid back easy to talk to and light on the eyes. He is a motivator of everything and loves the color red. Women with blue hair who know him can't resist his handsome good looks and charm.

Damn check out that TooLateNate. He's one hell of a dude.

by Army329 January 17, 2023

Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Toods my dudes!"

by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023

Toobs

Too bad.

Want a drink of my Dr Pepper? Toobs.

by GetALifeMom February 13, 2023

Tolstoy

A Dickhead cry baby

That Tolstoy is always bitching

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023