slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

sapped

past tense for sip. for any online trash icon ♡

bitch i sApped my true tea

by jenny diggin ♡ May 15, 2018

shlapped

When you get slapped with a shlong

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.

by bbyhippo May 15, 2018

Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

Slaphead

Slaphead: An extremely annoying person(s) who stands beside the job list during PM waiting for a member of management to walk by so that the slaphead can flag them down and have a conversation instead of helping others complete their PM jobs.

Also someone who preaches safety and then ignores his own preaching when his ass is under the gun.

"I wish that slaphead, that nobody likes, would quit standing around on his fucking phone where everyone can see him!!" -CB

by WeHateSlapheads August 22, 2018