Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

by Mr Gumby December 16, 2015

Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 April 30, 2016

piggyback protester

A person who joins a march, demonstration or protest to voice his concern or frustration about an unrelated issue.

There was a peaceful May Day march in Seattle last year, but many piggyback protesters got involved and things became violent.

by FreyerTuck May 27, 2016

multi-protaskinator

A person who not only has ADHD but is also a procrastinator causing them to start multiple tasks but putting them all off till the last possible moment to complete.

Dennis is such a multi-protaskinator. He starts 5 things at one time and put's everything off till the last minute to complete.

by Smithfucius May 16, 2016

Man protein

The body fluid that ejects from the penis.

I suck his dick every morning for my daily intake of man protein.

by My god-87 August 14, 2016

Forced protagonist

When in a story or rp, a person forced the plot to change in a way allowing them to automatically become a main character

Man, (insert name here) is such a forced protagonist!

by Some guy from the web April 16, 2017

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017