Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

by Dutypizza March 21, 2020

do say please

when you want someone to do what they said

“do you wanna drink of water?”

“do say please”

by Smack, ON GOD April 8, 2020

Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

by KM994 September 19, 2020

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.

Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.

by Head cold March 7, 2021

Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.

My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Pass the butter please

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

by KJSW69 May 10, 2021