Dutypizza's definitions

Chrish check in

When an old man books into a hotel at 10am with someone considerably younger.

Those two are here early... Must be a chrish check in

by Dutypizza October 27, 2018

Wahey

The noise you make when someone drops a pint glass at a bar.

*drops pint glass*
*Whole bar* wahey

by Dutypizza November 6, 2018

Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

by Dutypizza March 21, 2020