morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.

He’s monking us again and not showing up.

by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023

Monking

Verb
The act of talking in baby tones

David is Monking!

by Monkerson January 6, 2024

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023