Mom Squared

A person who is like a second mom. Mom to the second power. Mom².

"She's like my second mom, my mom squared."

by Aimski's February 6, 2009

bonus mom

what hoes who be stealing fathers away from children/husbands from their wives be calling themselves to make their stupid selves feel better

1) Leann Rimes, instead of just tweeting a Happy Mother's Day wish; just had to prove once again what a ho she was by calling herself a "bonus mom"

"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."

2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?

by NYC619 June 3, 2011

tims mom

Tim Georges mom is the biggest MILF in the world!!!

Janet George and Pam Anderson

by Putti April 18, 2005

palmer's mom

a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye

got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Band Mom

someone who is in the Marching Band Generally the Band Captian.. Female. Over sees all the band kids. probably an older Band Kid

She is our Band Mom

by smileyfacesaxplayer May 11, 2010

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 2, 2004

harpers mom

A discreet way of saying 'an ass dildo'

Harpers mom is so good!

by Dan Harper March 14, 2008