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mexican mathematician 

a mexican that knows algebra
Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.
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Handsome, self-aware, intelligent, generous, fearless, and gentle are just some of the words used to describe a Matheus (or a group of Matheus's). This stimulating type of individual, is one the world cannot live without. Known to being enchanting and always surrounded by large groups of women; Matheus's tend to become rich or famous. These individuals are usually very masculine and strong, which happens intimidate other men and attract women.
"Matheus won the Nobel Peace Price this year."

"Just to know that Matheus looked at me, even if it was for a split second, made me the happiest person in the world."

"Oh yesss MATHEUS!! aww yessss!! MATHEUS!!! YESS!!!! YES!!!!! AHHH!! (over and over again...)"

"In my next life, I hope I become a Matheus."
Matheus by Zilian305 July 29, 2014
Who has the biggest dick?
*Everybody points at Mathias*
Mathias by mr7 August 24, 2019
When you try to search up "math" but can't type for shit and put a "j" after math.
A: "hey can you search up mathj on urbandictionary?"
B"wtf's mathj i think you mean math you fucking cunt"
mathj by sadfdsfsda May 2, 2015
Mathias (with h only) is the most amazing boy you’re ever going to meet in this life. He is kind, loving, beautiful hot af and will always make you laugh. If your paths cross, your life will turn into a fairytale. Or anime. If you want to make this latino boy happy give him lemons, bread, mayonnaise or make him a goulash.
Girl 1: Wow! Who is that hot man over there?
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.
Mathias by c0mosellama July 26, 2018

Judge Mathis 

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
Judge Mathis by chrno July 28, 2010