Josh Castleman

Josh Castleman is what u call someone who gets high as hell with some douche bags and then sleeps all day long and gets no girls except meth heads if u see a josh Castleman u should properly take care of it with a bullet straight up that ass

Aye grant did u see Michael pull a “josh Castleman”

by Big clappa 9980 July 14, 2018

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Josh moment

A moment that can be compared with the dumbest things someone can do at any given time.

“My mile time is 9 minuets and 95 seconds.”
(Josh moment)

by DoorKnocker October 03, 2017

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Josh****

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take his girlfriend out for ice cream soon?”
“Josh****.

by Awesome.22 August 19, 2018

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