simms

someone who is ethnically confused.
A fucking tool.

SSGt Christopher Simms, USMC

by basterdchildrenofthewing March 15, 2010

Simms

A person who is dizzy(drunk).

Think you should be driving your pretty simms.

by CrazyCheesyChester May 21, 2010

Simms

a person who takes alot of drug
includes drugs that are smoked, injected and inhaled

you are such a simms

by jonny bob May 20, 2004

Simms

Sometimes referred to as the 7th layer of hell, Simms is a small town in Montana. Inhabited by drunkards and racist hillbillies, it is advised to never enter unless you plan on hitting up a clan rally. The High School is run by a fucktard nazi, and the town is run by a cavalcade inbred douchenozzles.

What, you live in Simms? Please don't talk to me, as I am not a racist asshole.

by killaavenged November 6, 2012

simms

1. a black person

2. a con artist
3. a nicer term for nigger

you didnt show up to work today... you lazy simms!

by mankow November 5, 2009

Simms Disease

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.

Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.

by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011

Mr. Simms

The worst form of a teacher. They assign a shit ton of homework and make the class stay after. They are generally pricks.

Damn, that teacher made the whole class stay after for this one kid, what a Mr. Simms

by ChunkyBoi May 7, 2019