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Happy Birthday

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.
Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011
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happiness

A state of mind achieved by allowing something personally satistying to enable you to ignore the pain and misery in the world. A feeling of euphoria.
It makes me happy when you compliment me on my sexual prowess
by numerator April 30, 2005
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happy burf dizzle

a creative and clever rendition of happy birthday. this amazing creation must never be used by bros, bro hos, hardcore kids, scene kids, metalheads, murderers(a.k.a. anyone in the military), blacks, terrorists, anyone who plays WOW or any other LARP game, wiggers, people who watch HOUSE or 24, people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister, girls with fake tits, people who drink starbucks and own ipods, and anyone who likes the yankees.
knock knock knock
-opens door-
hey..

hey dude. happy burf dizzle.

haha...for sure, thanks.

*happy ending*
by pasunememoire January 27, 2009
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Trigger Happy

A person who is triggered by everything. AKA; Social Justice Warrior, Skeleton, Feminist.
"Hey dude, that chick got all offended because I pronounced her name wrong"
"Yeah man, shes trigger happy."
by Marlanner March 12, 2017
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happy trails

The line of pubic hair leading from just over the belly button to the genitile area. Often on the male gender.
"Whoa, dude, did you see that girls happy trails?!" "Yeah dude, that's gross,"

The hot model fingered the guys happy trails to get him horny.
by Keith101010 January 27, 2006
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happy puppy

when a girl is sucking dick, and she wags her face back and forth like a dog with a bone
give me a happy puppy but don't bite too hard...
by thom.rosemary April 4, 2009
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happy

the feeling you have after a great fuck.
Damn, that shit made me happy!
by Siphon April 1, 2003
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