Human

A human is something Osama Bin Laden is not.

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"

by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022

Humanity

Dean Winchester

He's in love...with humanity

by Satan's soul coupons August 16, 2023

Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.

The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit

Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."

by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

MrBeast

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

human

a meat sack and neurons

We are all just humans.

by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022