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Goddamn Fony

A queer (girl/guy) that trolls you and photoshops your body on theirs. Theys spy and copy everything they fucking do from someone else. They take credit of any of your work, score, anything you type that they can put they're name over. They'll use you to make a fake account to get publicity. They rub they're hands together and think they're big playmaker playboys. They're all fucked up idiots. They think your their "op" so they give you a big pussy face when they see you even though they're not even a hustle and you can smoke all of them. They hate you because you're better than them. When they're not too busy "hustling" they're either fucking themselves or doing drugs. They buy their fake plastic pussies/fake dick dildos in somebody elses address. They're pawns and all the hoes play them their whole lives. The hoes feel sorry for them so they give it to them even though they're cheaters, fags, pussies, snakes, trolls, fiends, fools, bitches, niggers, wimps, spics, drug addicts, junkies, haters, rats, jocks, posers, shitbags, perverts, public offenders, have no skills, and broke. They love every drug(I can't type). They have a basic sized dick. They're part of the nnnnnn(no dick) gang. They use "popsicle sticks", "duct tape", "putty egg", "velcro", "strings", "staplers", "donkey yoyo", etc and they put it out of their zipper even though a child could see it.
Guy 1- "Did you hear that girl got with Playa lol?

Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."

Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"

Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."

Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
by umbreonxxx May 7, 2021
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Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain
"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"
by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021
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ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex
by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021
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Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!
by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021
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Kai Fong

Someone who can lead a team but at the same time some of his followers will persistently scold him. He/she also attracts mosquitoes and may lose some friends in his life.
Wah, one of my friends stop replying me on WhatsApp. I really damn Kai Fong.
by Koofooballs November 22, 2021
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Gonçalo fonseca

Is a very sexy 😽
by Jon mama November 22, 2021
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