An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.
Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
The milkywhite substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.
"Fill me up with your dickmilk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"