California Mud Hopper

N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.

WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.

by PM March 27, 2004

California volcano burger

where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay

Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger

by Mark Dang October 17, 2008

calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003

Blue 40-caliber

A type of clip, which holds 10 rounds. The full name of the mag is Taurus PT247 Blue 40 Caliber.

Example from Jadakiss's song Something Else-

You know i like to style on ya, Blue 40-caliber, butterfly doors on the triple black challenger

by Japanirish21 June 21, 2009

cali bitches

Sometime in the '90s degenerates from San Fran and LA decided to ditch their shitty state and move up to the Pacific Northwest. They've brought their nasty bodies, their nasty culture and their nasty lifestyles and fucked up cities like Portland, Oregon. They spread to the Washington and Oregon coasts with their bullshit surf clothes and attitudes.

Dude, remember how much better Pacific City was before those cali bitches came and ruined it?

by Matt R40121 April 3, 2008

California Duster

Slang for blow job or fellatio.

Terry really honed his California Duster skills when he lived in Fresno.

by Kipples August 3, 2007

california

Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.

I went to that ugly place they call California. On the way I toke a Sacrmento in Fresno.

by MicahD May 4, 2008