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Shit

Person 1 - zamn I gotta shit
Person 2 - don't get diarrhea
by anonymous July 17, 2022
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Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight
c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down
by Shit haul March 2, 2015
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016
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A real bag of shit

by Gerhart Putt January 4, 2024
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Dog Shit

Sandhuspits is dogshit at basketball.
Sandhuspits is ass at basketball

Dog shit is defined as someone is bad at something
by Sanduspits October 3, 2021
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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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