Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

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National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

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a person that is a hoe, fat, and has grid lines

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A waffle, commonly known by the river variety.

Hey man, you want to go to get some River Waffle? It could really hit the spot

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Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.

"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"

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Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle

My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.

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Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

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