Definitions by Zsaszrael

ROFLMAO WAFFLE 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle

My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.

ROFLMAO WAFFLE by Zsaszrael June 7, 2020

Lava Leyva 

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

Lava Leyva by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016

Lava Leyva 

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

Lava Leyva by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016