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Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.
When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?
by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025
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Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
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DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
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Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
by retarded salad February 17, 2021
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Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
by norTnoJ September 15, 2016
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team jerking

When multiple people help one male masterbate
Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking
by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015
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Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.
Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.
by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020
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