poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

book

A nerd

Person 1: “Yo did you see the new kid in school today?”
Person 2: “yeah I heard he’s super smart, like a total book.”

by the bald seagull October 24, 2019

Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022

The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

100 Classic book Collection

It is a good game on ds

I gonna Play 100 Classic book Collection it is a good game

by Naysjksks January 22, 2021