vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango

bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

vertically curved canadian mango by patdonahue February 2, 2009

French Canadian Standoff 

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

French Canadian Standoff by Red Kayak November 16, 2010

The Canadian Goose 

When three people sit side by side and someone else stands facing the middle person. The middle person will be jacking off the two side people while giving head to the one standing so it looks like the middle person is flapping his/her wings while moving their neck up and down....the motion a Canadian Goose makes. They may also make a "honking" sound because they are choking on dick.

Susie's throat was sore after performing the Canadian Goose.

The Canadian Goose by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

Angry French Canadian 

An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)

Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!

Angry French Canadian by MongooseFarmer February 22, 2011

Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker 

A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.

canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!

Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker by dick pirateeee December 21, 2009

2021 Canadian Election 

an election between an ethics-breaker, a potato, a separatist and a victim-player.

We all know that Justin Trudeau will drop the writ any moment now........................to regain the majority he lost in 2019. It's disgusting the way he's using a vaccine rollout to gain a third term. The 2021 Canadian Election is such a disappointment.

2021 Canadian Election by Better_Vibes_For_2021 July 11, 2021

200 pound canadian 

when a Canadian male surpasses 200 pounds he then becomes the epitome of all that is sexy. Women tend to throw themselves at such specimen.

look...it's a 200 pound canadian?

200 pound canadian by Eugene Sasso December 21, 2004