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cum sock

the things under your brothers bed
cum sock is a sock u cum in
by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022
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Giraffe Cumming

Dude, I watch this video last night of a gay guy Giraffe Cumming in a closet
by The Auto Cocks January 7, 2022
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cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.
Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
by YAWA April 26, 2022
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Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
by Boofkin May 4, 2022
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Cum bucket

Man I can’t wait to go to the cum bucket
by Em_the_bone_smeller May 4, 2022
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Cum Karma

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!
Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!
by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 1, 2022
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