big ass balls 

Having a lot of courage or bravery to do something.

He got some big ass balls for asking that girl out.

big ass balls by Purple8InchCock88812 March 8, 2017

Food blue balls 

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

Food blue balls by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens by von groovy June 28, 2017

beefing your balls

To not be serious or just fucking around

“I got arrested yesterday”

“What really??”
“Nah I’m just beefing your balls”

beefing your balls by QAAADDDDEN September 16, 2017

dust my balls 

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.

Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.

dust my balls by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017

flex my balls 

The action that is taken when one or more individuals need to be put in their place, or when a situation calls for an alpha to step up and assert their dominance to get the desired outcome

I decided to flex my balls at work and make the peasants under me work late

flex my balls by White-Rice October 31, 2017

Foot to the balls 

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

Foot to the balls by The silent shart July 2, 2018