one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.

eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha

by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011

The Risen One

Resurrected one

The risen one will save us from the evil one.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

One Piecing

the act of enduring a show that your friend recommended to you until it "gets good"

Friend 1: Yo go watch Monster it's a great anime!
Friend 2: I watched 15 episodes of that and got bored
Friend 1: Bro please it gets way better after episode 47 during the cum drinker arc
Friend 2: Nah I am NOT one piecing that shit

by sex_enjoyer April 9, 2023

One Down

It's the rape difficulty in the game payday 2. You'll get swarmed by Zeal-Cloakers, Zeal-Dozer, and skull masked assholes that'll down you in no time. You can be downed only once.

Dummy1:"I wanna try one down"
Dummy2:"No you don't. It'll rape you."

by SniperTon00 May 22, 2018

sublevel one

A bunch of 80's rockers hang out in Marks Basement have'n A session, try'n to get the band back together mannn

Yo wanna go check out sublevel one after work dude

by Hardass July 29, 2003

one word

Used in spelling out an email address or website to indicate there's no gap or dot between words.

Go to dub dub dub myspace dot com, one word.

by 735513 August 21, 2006

One finger

When your so pathetic you only pleasure your girl with one finger

Weston totally pulled a one finger one her

by Killtheporr November 2, 2016