manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.

After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!

manage a twat by John Melidi September 8, 2006

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faggy twat

An effeminate left wing liberal male hipster, who walks, talks, and thinks like a lesbian feminist.

Josh: Dude, check out these new thick rimmed black glasses I got. They'll go dope with my other white rimmed shades. Have a look, what do you think?

Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.

Josh: Huh..? Where?

Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.

or

Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.

Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!

Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.

Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)

Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.

Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.

faggy twat by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013

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bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

bastard twat by James Bourne September 5, 2003