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Government Taxi

Government taxis come in many forms, but most often they have some local common characteristics.
The larger variants include a separate traveling section for the customers.

Differing from other taxis the government pays for your trip. The pick up is available everywhere, but unfortunately they only stop in one place, a government provided accommodation service. The government taxi usually does not require a specific call, just break a showcase and wait.

On the trip you are usually accompanied by two people dressed in blue, to provide safety. They also usually assist you and walk you to your accommodation, even preparing the required paperwork.
Rian drank bit too much yesterday, so someone got him the Government Taxi.
by Urban Gnome October 27, 2021
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Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.
"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"
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Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
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Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.
"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"
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