smithyriddles

Private lower area, or more specifically the ass. A Kingism used in IT and Under the Dome.

I will only expose my smithyriddles to a professional eye.

by supercoollider March 9, 2024

smithyriddles

Private lower area, or more specifically the ass. A Kingism used in IT and Under the Dome.

I will only expose my smithyriddles to a professional eye.

by supercoollider March 9, 2024

Smithington

The original Wordington, predating Wordington by 20 years. However, Smithington is known for being a lot more white than Wordington is. All residents of Smithington, just as Wordington residents are obsessed with gay black men, are obsessed with women turning into Agent Smith clones, possibly to the dregree of a twinning fetish.

Smithington is often used to describe questionable behavior of teens in the early 2000s

P1: When I was 14 I drew Chester Bennington getting sexually harassed by a spider
P2: Ahhh yes, the Smithington Linkin Park fan

by Bambianca March 28, 2024

shuthurt

The state of being so utterly hurt by someone's actions that one cannot open their mouths to create a sound.

Sophie: "Did you hear what happened with Blondie?"
Sarah: "No, I don't know who Blondie is? You gossip like a churchgoer. Anyway, tell me what happened?"
Sophie: Silence
Sarah: " LOL, OMG, GYST, and most of all WTF, Sophie. Don't be all shuthurt cause I call you out. I'm a freak and I love it!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Smithsonian Steamboat

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.

Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins

by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024

Smithsonian Steamboat

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.

Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins!

by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024

Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption

A rating scale, out of 10, for rating books. This scale may also be used to rate other forms of media. Each point of this scale represents a different meaning:
10 - Essential read. A life changing book. Should be read by everyone, even if you don't like reading.
9 - Exceptional. Must read regardless of whether you like the genre or not.
8 - Great. Must read if you love the genre.
7 - Good. Recommended if you like the genre.
6 - Okay. Read if you've run out of grease and good books in the genre and crave more.
5 - Whatever. Take it or leave it.
4 - Not for me. Didn't like it, but others might.
3 - Not good. Didn't like it and I don't think others would either.
2 - Bad. Don't read. Waste of time.
1 - horrendous. This book should not exist and everyone who has ever read it is worse off for the experience.

Hey, how would you rate that book? On the Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption, I would be rating it an 8, as this book was genre defining!

by Graytr January 29, 2026