monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

monkey snack by cronix April 29, 2004

monkey rotation

When you get fucked by the order of shit. Typically when smoking if get stuck sucking on a nasty roach, or you get the end of a sweet pack bol pack. Could be in sports or popcorn reading.

PP: Shit Pat you just got the monkey rotation don't hate on me for it.

Evan: Yea that hit had skank written all over it...Nmph!

monkey rotation by KillACommyForMommy April 15, 2005

Monkey Bumhead 

Extremely stupid person

My boyfriend just made up the word chest butter, what a monkey bumhead!

Monkey Bumhead by Kellie Gower August 23, 2006

monkey fisted

to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.

jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted bitch didn't even need gloves.

monkey fisted by c-ribb December 30, 2007

Monkey-Faced 

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

Monkey-Faced by Alec Triction January 23, 2008

Monkey Du Du 

A piece of feces from a primate or of that sort which is labeled onto a person with a disgusting and repulsive odor.

Eww what's that Monkey Du Du smell? It's Jimbob he hasn't showered in three years.

Monkey Du Du by Haxxor1337 January 14, 2009

Monkey Botherer 

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.

I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?

Monkey Botherer by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009