Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.

Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.

by houston-be-gone November 8, 2011

jammed

another way of saying “you fucked up” or “you flopped”

“you jammed so bad “
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”

by iokhgg February 10, 2024

Jam

Jam is so nice and sweet! I wish I where him, he’s amazing! Jam makes everyone happy.

Look how perfect Jam is.

by Jamfan November 21, 2021

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021